Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
How can anyone fucking praise the person who is leaking these pictures, yall can’t imagine how horrifying it must be to have such private photos all over the internet. Instead of praising that person maybe you should think of how fucking disgusting and creepy and terrible that hacker must be for doing such a fucking evil thing just for the money.
see ya guys tomorrow on platform 9 3/4
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
List of significant females on Supernatural to wear plaid
List of significant females on supernatural who aren’t fucking dead
plaid saves the day
This explains why even when the Winchesters die, they don’t stay dead. Chronic plaid-wearing makes them immune.
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
It’s crazy how some feminists get mad when men take something stereotypically feminine and turn it into a new branch to incite more men to do it. Like good for them, they’re helping men stay healthy, what’s the problem with that?
listen here sweetie
Yoga was never, and will never be stereotypically feminine.
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
1998 Gaming Magazine
Hindsight is hilarious.
playstation: how long does it have?
into eternity and forever
Project X: is it for real?
Dreamcast: can it be stopped?
in its tracks
nintendo 64: can it survive
it could survive the seventy-fifth annual hunger games armed with nothing but a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk